I'm not a hater!
I'm not a hater!
I'm not a hater!
I'm not a hater!
I'm not a hater!
I'm not a hater!
I'm not a hater!

(And I'll keep repeating it for the entire day until I stabilize my hormone levels, balance my chakras, calm down, look into my third eye, self-control, or whatever you want to call it. As long as I don't end up killing the f%$&+ing danish*, I'm good!)

I'm not a hater!
I'm not a hater!
I'm not a hater!
I'm not a hater!
I'm not a hater!
I'm not a hater!
I'm not a hater!
(...)

*aka Mie, owner of the 'beast', my roommate.